this sucks
Theodore Goldman Mountbiscuit @john_axon
9 Aug 2023
Replying to @Ivory_Keith_C @HardDriveMag
I dunno, this chatgpt headline is pretty fire satire

Aug 9, 2023 · 5:14 PM UTC

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- npcs aren't known for giving bad map directions, they usually just put a marker - apple maps is a boring reference & it doesn't give quest directions - why is the npc accused? just say its the worst - it added "local" bc of local news but "npc" implies it's set irl, not in-game
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if a writer pitched us this headline, we would pass on it
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Babylon Bee finally opening a gaming vertical, I see.
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sore bitch
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Hard Drive just suddenly dropping a dunk on AI like this is so unexpected,yet expected at the same time
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Never in my life have I seen someone get ratioed by Hard Drive but there's a first time for everything
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I remember dabbling in the idea that I could write for y'all but then the application process involved making sure you could ALSO write the headlines. That crap is so hard I instantly swerved into a whole different career path 😂
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Apple maps isn't even that bad anymore. It's not 2012 anymore, and this ain't machinima.
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I have my own armchair analysis of why this sucks!
Khyron42 Prime @Khyron42P
9 Aug 2023
I have a whole thing for this! I think AI is specifically bad at being *topical*. Humans have poor memory; while we might have experienced 50 years, we really only access highlights from the last couple in our day-to-day. GPT has ALL INFO EVER and no sense of "the present"
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Sounds like a set up for a family guy cut away
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The last time I heard an Apple Maps joke was on the Colbert Report.
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Hold up, let me try "Quest Giver Forgot Where to Place Marker on Player's Map"
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