Congress Confirms Dope Ass Alienware Computers Come From Extraterrestrial Technology

Congress confirmed that all of those crazy looking Alienware PC’s are in fact made from extraterrestrial technology.

Aug 2, 2023 · 3:01 PM UTC

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Hubbleton · Aug 2, 2023 · 3:09 PM UTC

Hubbleton @TheHubbleton

2 Aug 2023

Alien: You see, here in space, we get the cheapest shit possible and cram it into this plastic box with no air flow.

SvensPron🔞COMMS OPEN · Aug 3, 2023 · 8:39 AM UTC

SvensPron🔞COMMS OPEN @SvensPronfest

3 Aug 2023

Makes sense, a human being could not build computers this bad

jankahl · Aug 2, 2023 · 3:38 PM UTC

jankahl @jankahl

2 Aug 2023

Human Bean · Aug 3, 2023 · 1:39 AM UTC

Human Bean @humanbean012

3 Aug 2023

alien technology must suck ass then