Every Upcoming Mattel Adaptation Ranked by Their Cinematic Potential

I know that a lot of these have specific writers and directors attached to them that I don't mention here, and that's fine. I don't care.

Jul 28, 2023 · 1:02 PM UTC

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Thomas Facts (Parody) · Jul 28, 2023 · 1:24 PM UTC

Thomas Facts (Parody) @RWSTTTE

28 Jul 2023

Although I appreciate the sentiment, Thomas really should be number 1. If you don’t rectify this, I will be in contact with the authorities

Nathan Nukem AKA Paul Slimin’ AKA Shit Romney · Jul 28, 2023 · 5:52 PM UTC

Nathan Nukem AKA Paul Slimin’ AKA Shit Romney @BombCityBastard

28 Jul 2023

The UNO movie is an hour and a half of two men arguing whether or not one owns UNO on Xbox.

GGuy | lorekeepergguy.bsky.social · Jul 28, 2023 · 2:06 PM UTC

GGuy | lorekeepergguy.bsky.social @Lorekeeper_GGuy

28 Jul 2023

I’m pretty sure any Viewmaster would be a spooky one to kids these days

D00D64 · Jul 28, 2023 · 1:51 PM UTC

D00D64 @d00d64

28 Jul 2023

This writer clearly never played Uno on the PS1. And you call yourself a gaming website...

JJ · Jul 28, 2023 · 1:03 PM UTC

JJ @WestWanya

28 Jul 2023

no way hot wheels isnt on top

CamTroid · Jul 28, 2023 · 1:18 PM UTC

CamTroid @CamTroid

28 Jul 2023

Wasn't there already a Thomas movie or did everyone forget about that