This is Shitpost of The Year material.

Don't your bowels loosen upon dying anyway? If they're veterans at forcing people to play Russian Roulette, I think they'd be pretty used to people shitting themselves.

Not for sure that's how things work...

Pick a random item from here

If you pull the trigger six times really fast you immediately level up.

I'd trust these tips more if there was ascii art of the logo

I hate Russian Roulette on Hardcore mode. I get grieved constantly.

I joined a Russian Roulette championship once. The competition was a bit stiff.

Enter code “onallcylinders” to unlock hard mode.

What happens if someone puts the Konami code? xD