God Confirms Bible Takes Place in ‘Spy Kids’ Universe

LOS ANGELES — After years of speculation, God finally confirmed at a press conference today that the events of the Bible, the Holy Book central…

Jul 24, 2023 · 9:00 PM UTC

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Jimmy (Zi/Zer)🇵🇸 Hamasabi Head · Jul 25, 2023 · 12:14 AM UTC

Jimmy (Zi/Zer)🇵🇸 Hamasabi Head @JimmyHamas

25 Jul 2023

Would God survive an encounter with Danny Trejo as Machete from Machete? Would he stand a better chance against Danny Trejo as Machete from Spy Kids

Spencer · Jul 24, 2023 · 9:48 PM UTC

Spencer @jellyroll4321

24 Jul 2023

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Ruby · Jul 24, 2023 · 9:05 PM UTC

Ruby @rubynemesis

24 Jul 2023

Either way, kids were committing war crimes.

Sebs · Jul 25, 2023 · 12:37 PM UTC

Sebs @SebsThePerson

25 Jul 2023

More people should read the articles, they are always hilarious

Matilda, Battle Maiden 🇵🇸 · Jul 25, 2023 · 9:16 AM UTC

Matilda, Battle Maiden 🇵🇸 @DESTINOOOOOOOO1

25 Jul 2023

Okay but did he confirm that he stays up in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

Tetsuo the Iron Tran 🐀 · Jul 24, 2023 · 9:00 PM UTC

Tetsuo the Iron Tran 🐀 @justalilfemguy

24 Jul 2023

I FUCKING KNEW IT