Every Original Smash Bros. character and how much they'd enjoy the Oppenheimer movie. #12 As an Italian and former member of the Axis Powers, Mario would complain about Fermi defecting to the Manhattan Project. The first nuclear bomb should have been Italy's. #11 Yoshi would enjoy watching Oppenheimer cry like he seems to do in every trailer. He would agree with President Truman, that Oppenheimer is a cry baby. And all Yoshi's enjoy human suffering. #10 Captain Falcon would not enjoy the movie because there's no cars, you would be more likely to find him in the "Barbie" Theater, because he's "literally Ken." #9 Samus would be convinced no human could have discovered nuclear technology on their own and there should have been alien intervention. #8 I don't know what Link's opinion would be, because he doesn't talk. Ever. But I would take him to the movies over anyone else because of this fact. #7 Donkey Kong does not believe nuclear bombs exist and would deny all of the science. He thinks Japan "Kind of just did that." #6 Luigi would complain about the lack of black representation in the movie. #5 Kirby comes from a world ravaged by a nuclear apocalypse and would love this movie. And also eat all your popcorn. #4 Fox would not see Oppenheimer as the use of nuclear bombs is why the Cornerian Defense Force never visits earth. #3 Pikachu would be shocked that humans could do this to each other and soon after lead a revolt of Pokémon against humans. #2 You'd think Jigglypuff would just sleep through the movie because you're a tasteless clown. But Jigglypuff would spend the rest of the week reading Wikipedia articles and quoting the movie. #1 Ness is pure chaos, look at those beady little psychopathic eyes. He would want to see more bombs dropped and is excitedly waiting for WW3 like a true American.