Charon doesn't want the smoke. Actually wait... never mind, not Charon, anyone but him.

All my homies hate Theseus.

You've got the first and third mixed up. Asterius is clearly the best a mortal can do, but NOBODY can defend like Athena, who can block anything. Even when "queen of the trey" Artemis gets pissed at you in a Trial Of The Gods segment, Athena's boons can stop it all.

Loved this, i would lose to everyone on the court no contest

If "Ranking Zelda Enemies By How Stylish Their Footwear Is" content is all we ever get from Hard Drive, I would read every article

Best sentence

If I buy his shoes do I stand a chance?

Did you forget Lenny

Nah this list is biased. Theseus is throws his spear perfect and bouldy is literally a basketball