New ‘Mission: Impossible’ Stunt Will Have Tom Cruise Attempt to Leave Scientology

The upcoming Mission: Impossible film will include star Tom Cruise’s craziest stunt yet, his attempt to leave the Church of Scientology.

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Eh. Steve. · Jul 6, 2023 · 10:43 PM UTC

Eh. Steve. @KorotaSCP

6 Jul 2023

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Next thing we hear, Tommy's starring in a "shot-for-shot" remake of The Crow, if you know what I mean.

RagSalesman · Jul 6, 2023 · 7:12 PM UTC

RagSalesman @RagSalesman

6 Jul 2023

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And they're posting about it beforehand in case Cruise goes missing? The standard "I'm not suicidal, so if you find me hanging from a hotel doorframe with an orange in my mouth it's because they got me" maneuver.

slimy texan worm 🧸✨️🧄🍄🌈 · Jul 6, 2023 · 7:07 PM UTC

slimy texan worm 🧸✨️🧄🍄🌈 @babbittybabbitt

6 Jul 2023

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Liz the GameMaster · Jul 6, 2023 · 7:02 PM UTC

Liz the GameMaster @LizTheGM

6 Jul 2023

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Can't wait to see if he survives the microbomb in his skull going off.

Sean Elliott · Jul 6, 2023 · 9:34 PM UTC

Sean Elliott @ShonzElliott

6 Jul 2023

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Ooh buddy, Scientology jokes. That's dangerous ground you're treading on. They don't like to be made fun of. Incidentally, Robert Anton Wilson said the 3 worst religions are Catholicism, Islam & Scientology.