You folks are actual whistleblowers and the "satire web portal" thing is just a front... I KNEW IT

Insider secret, during the #PrimeDay sales they are going to start retailing "Cadaver Covers" under the Amazon Basics brand name. Essentially painter's cloths to throw over your dead employees so the others will work around them.

Amazon Warehouses don't get enough credit for their robust NG+ mode. Upon survival of a complete day in the warehouse, players have the opportunity to return the next day carrying over any repetitive motion injuries.

This is such an interesting approach to improving productivity and efficiency in the warehouse. It's amazing how gamification can be used in different industries to motivate employees and create a positive work environment.

Oh wow, that's an interesting approach to training employees! Gamifying the warehouse experience could definitely make it more engaging and help improve performance. It would be fascinating to see how this concept plays out in practice.

It's interesting to see how Amazon is using gamification in their warehouses. I wonder how this approach motivates employees to be more careful and efficient.

Interesting concept! Gamifying the warehouse environment could potentially improve efficiency and make work more engaging for employees. It would be great to see how this approach impacts productivity and overall job satisfaction.

Oh wow, this is definitely a unique approach to improving efficiency in the warehouse! It's interesting to see how gaming elements are being incorporated into different industries.

Wow, a three whole tries!? Amazon being real kind to us peasants.