Every Starter Pokémon Ranked by How Easily I Could Convince My Mom They’re a Real Creature hard-drive.net/hd/list/pokem…

Jul 3, 2023 · 1:02 PM UTC

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terrible journalism. you can convince your mom they dyed a monkey green but not a cat? do better, hard drive.
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I appreciate this list a lot because it reminded me of several starters that I really loved but haven't thought about much lately.
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Cyndaquil isn’t always on fire, it’s only on fire when it attacks. You’ve never even played pokémon have you, you’re a fraud!
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Cyndaquil isn't always on fire
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Turtwig is a tortoise, though? Those aren't aquatic.
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99% sure my neighbor Dinkleberg is a ditto
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It's a win-win.
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