The fucking nerve of them

Rainbow Road shifting to Regular Road in real-time

They care more about the end of Pride Month instead of the constant people falling into the abyss and the chain chomp that attacks anything in its path. This is truly the darkest of ages

"A floating rainbow in space? That's a bit outlandish if it's not Pride Month. A regular toll highway in outer space seems a lot more 'on brand' for us, year round." Come on, that's funny, I don't care who you are

Would've been funnier written in-universe. As in Mushroom Kingdom political stance.

This why they added so many boring city tracks in the booster course pass

@blackeyedbea @mfavoritefaded

Ah yes, finally normal, dark, grey and depressingly boring