Climate Skeptic Can’t Understand Why He Can’t Beat Majora’s Mask Jeremiah Rothsburg, aspiring Hedge Fund Manager and current Jefferson High School Debate Club Treasurer, has had a rough start to summer break. “If you track the trajectory of the moon it’s actually heading away!”

huh? ozone and climate aren't the same, ozone layer issues were more so in the past, recovery up (chinese construction industry uses banned chlorofluorocarbons on a mass scale which may be turning this topical)

Bah, you scientists paid by Big Mask are just trying to get me to buy more magical masks to stop the tide from rising (when the moon gets too close) Time keeps getting reset; there's nothing to worry about

Finally! Been waiting for the end

The radical left wants you to believe the moon is falling, but that’s absurd! They just want to distract from the issue of illegal Goron immigration into Clock Town, stealing all of our jobs.

Let me call my boys that don't skip leg day, they'll save us

These scientists always make a fuss about some disaster or another, last time it was some Demise demon or whatever awakening and now this, what will they say next, call off the carnival??

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Oh cool so Forbidden Door is still gonna happen then

Feels like I just heard this three days ago