We’re failing as parents. From the comments.

Also applies to Smash tourneys as well as MTG events

i will never forget the time i was putting on some deo at a con and one of the staff members ran up to me and exclaimed how no one ever puts on deo and thanked me lol cons are so fucking disgusting, i stopped going to them after i graduated high school

damn

I envy those who have never smelled con funk. It is its own brand of stink

Applies to pony cons too.