Hard Drive · Jun 14, 2023 · 5:02 PM UTC

Hard Drive · Jun 14, 2023 · 5:02 PM UTC

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

14 Jun 2023

Looming Disaster for Reddit: Protesting Users Become Hulking Masses After Two Days Without Ejaculation hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Looming Disaster for Reddit: Protesting Users Become Hulking Masses After Two Days Without Ejacul...

Executives at Reddit are reportedly terrified of their newly muscular users after protests have stopped them from masturbating for two whole days.

Jun 14, 2023 · 5:02 PM UTC

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Scott Rufus Bailey · Jun 15, 2023 · 12:18 AM UTC

Scott Rufus Bailey @HalfwayHorizon

15 Jun 2023

Holy shit, are all of their articles like this?! I literally thought their headlines were the joke

Zyxckyn · Jun 15, 2023 · 3:03 AM UTC

Zyxckyn @zyxckyn

15 Jun 2023

reddit regretting right now

Adre · Jun 14, 2023 · 5:14 PM UTC

Adre @AdreVibin

14 Jun 2023

This one is great

Protato 🐀 (parody) · Jun 14, 2023 · 5:53 PM UTC

Protato 🐀 (parody) @Protato_

14 Jun 2023

The porn subreddits weren't down

drainpipe · Jun 14, 2023 · 5:26 PM UTC

drainpipe @drainpipe_

14 Jun 2023

Unlike the Onion, your writers understand the headline is not supposed to be the funniest thing in the article