Ninja Turtles in Gentrified New York City Spend $5,400 to Rent Sewer

A recent report has revealed that the iconic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are currently paying $5400 a month to rent their Gowanus sewer.

Jun 14, 2023 · 1:02 PM UTC

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patrick clark · Jun 14, 2023 · 1:03 PM UTC

patrick clark @patrickclark915

14 Jun 2023

This is too real

Kale D. Ryder · Jun 14, 2023 · 1:07 PM UTC

Kale D. Ryder @KaleRyder

14 Jun 2023

They’re just teenagers. Sad times we are living in

Malcolm Marks · Jun 14, 2023 · 1:20 PM UTC

Malcolm Marks @BluProductions

14 Jun 2023

You can't beat that sqft though

Max (crypto is a scam) · Jun 14, 2023 · 1:34 PM UTC

Max (crypto is a scam) @MaxPogFrog

14 Jun 2023

it’s a shame because they’re so young and only living off of crime, to survive

Marriage Counseling Gaming 🥐 · Jun 14, 2023 · 1:04 PM UTC

Marriage Counseling Gaming 🥐 @Waffles7z

14 Jun 2023

Only?

Marcelo Bassalo🔺 · Jun 14, 2023 · 1:04 PM UTC

Marcelo Bassalo🔺 @MarceloBassalo

14 Jun 2023

Kawabummer