Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag): "Desperate GameStop Announces They Will Literally Jack Off Any Customer Who Agrees to Preorder ‘GTA 6’ From Them https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/desperate-gamestop-announces-they-will-literally-jack-off-any-customer-who-agrees-to-preorder-gta-6-from-them/" | nitter

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

11 Jun 2023

Desperate GameStop Announces They Will Literally Jack Off Any Customer Who Agrees to Preorder ‘GTA 6’ From Them hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Desperate GameStop Announces They Will Literally Jack Off Any Customer Who Agrees to Preorder ‘GTA...

A stressed out looking GameStop executive announced today that they’ll straight up jerk you off in the back room if you pre-order Grand Theft Auto 6.

Jun 11, 2023 · 11:00 PM UTC

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Full Metal Jackin' it @shermikeman

11 Jun 2023

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Twittеr 🔴Sicc Da🅱️aroni the Bot Slayer🔴 🐀 @ecampo12

12 Jun 2023

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Up next: A female cashier at a Gamestop location reports that creepy customers have somehow become even creepier.

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Jamie @Thecountrynerd

12 Jun 2023

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JayE @ Final Fantasy XVI 🏆 @CptFalchion

11 Jun 2023

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oh naw

AceBr3ak @ace_br3ak

11 Jun 2023

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wow

Persona 5 Arena Hopeful🐀 @furrygahbidge

11 Jun 2023

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im going to pre-order gta i HOPE i dont JACK OFF

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“Special Guy” f.k.a. “Normal Guy” @texasblackbears

12 Jun 2023

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Handies are a great promotional tool. Can’t wait to go to GameStop

🔻one and only🔻 @PUTRIDSEXMONSTR

11 Jun 2023

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You guys need a onion type photoshopper for these cause thatd take this to the next level

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Teg @tegietown

12 Jun 2023

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I KNOW ITS A JOKE BUT IF THE PREORDER NUMBERS DONT GO UP YOU ARE FUCKED AND WILL BE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING wouldnt be surprised if someones actually done this