In other news, Cecil of "Seashore seashells" has reportedly been arrested for illegal "seashore seashell selling." He will be locked up in a cell along the seashore, also made of seashells. If you want to go visit him, just ask for "Cecil's seashore seashell selling cell."

Fuck

I hate you for the title lmao

I read this headline to my friends in voice chat and they thought I was having a stroke. Keep up the great journalism!

Funniest one yet

$80 dollar free shipping

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When 1/2 the store is pop figures I can see why