excuse me??

Mario visits the sauna, Mario goes roller-skating near the beach, Mario gets into interior design Dear gay dudes, you're all alright and I'm just poking fun, anyone trying to deny your rights and say you can't love who you want can fuck off

He's gonna find out you don't have to jump through 10 worlds just to get his dick sucked and go full gay.

I hope he gets raw dogged by Donkey Kong