You guys just need to settle down & relax with a nice session of Guitar Hero

Jesus Christ you guys are too good at this and need a magazine.

What comes around is all around.

I'm sure Hunter Biden does too. 🤣

Wait isn't this supposed to be satire?

Sometimes the funniest punchline is just to repeat real news.

The actual punchline is that in reality, he'd deny even the ones that WERE captured on tape.

I always mistake his outfit in that photo as a bulletproof vest. And i'd prefer to live in a timeline where that was true - where every guy like that would be constantly scared for his life until his last day on Earth.