i want you to watch me fuck mario

Ok not to fall for the whole point of the article but luigi didn't inherit the mansion he won it in a fake contest hosted by the people and then imprisoned each and every one of them in a painting for eternity. Those bastards got their just desserts

“Xenoblade suck”

Every time I say "Mario" like Merry-O, there's someone within earshot who feels the need to correct my pronounciation.

7/10

Anything, they're annoying af

The woman on the right (along with alot of Mature/Adult content)is the main reason I don't let anyone under 13 play with my #NintendoSwitch... #debateover 🤣😉

"Breath of the Wild - 7/10"

Emulation isn't piracy *Fucking explodes*

"OBVIOSLY they will port all those games to other platforms at some point, they will sell more copies there"