Can they be real and jokes?

So the ancient writings in the pyramid doesn't really translate to hard drive mag. Darn you illuminati!

I asked the greatest philosophers of history if your video game articles were real or fake and all they could say is "what is a video game?" Really makes you think.

“Are they market manipulation? Insider trading? We asked our bank account and they declined our charge at a local pizzeria”

They are all jokes

Much like one of my favorite free RPGs, the joke is that it's real and good.

Now I have to comb through all your old articles because some of them might be real This changes everything

Is Darkseid in Superman 64 or not

You are a very serious publication. Jokes would undermine the professionalism we all expect from you.