Dead game

Thanks! I've been trying to win since it came out, but couldn't find a guide so short after release!

I usually go up when the ball is up and go down when the ball is down

when are you making one for the right paddle mains there’s literally nothing online for it

Tip 1: Switch to right paddle cuz left paddle sucks and is stupid and dumb and you should feel bad

Left paddle mains are only picking left paddle because it's high tier. I hope you soon produce a guide for the gentleman's main, right paddle, but I assure you I want this solely so I can accuse all of your strategies of being ignorant so I can feel smugly superior.