Elon Musk Forced to Lay Off 50% of Monkey Workforce He Planned on Murdering

Elon Musk announced that his company Neuralink was forced to lay off 50% of its monkey employees that he was planning on murdering.

May 14, 2023 · 8:00 PM UTC

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The Snatcher · May 14, 2023 · 8:07 PM UTC

The Snatcher @TheOGSnatcher

14 May 2023

They couldn’t write a good enough update to improve Twitter

Hugh Jass · May 14, 2023 · 8:06 PM UTC

Hugh Jass @jass1stnamehugh

14 May 2023

Who's gonna write Shakespeare now?