Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag): "Monsters, Inc. Switches Back to Screams Following Amazon Buyout https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/monsters-inc-switches-back-to-screams-following-amazon-buyout/" | nitter

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

14 May 2023

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Monsters, Inc. Switches Back to Screams Following Amazon Buyout

Andy Jassy announced that the tech conglomerate will be officially acquiring Monsters, Inc. and switching them back to screams.

May 14, 2023 · 1:01 PM UTC

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JonnySwiftNipples @TheRealAncient1

14 May 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

I've been trying to get a job writing for these guys.

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Alto @Alto_Nguyen

14 May 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

This time though, it’s the employees’ screams

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Jimothy @JPhlegmington

15 May 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

The screams of its employees as they hold it in, because they used up their bathroom tokens for the year.

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That One Guy @TheWayward_Geek

14 May 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Bezos is actually extremely allergic to the laughter of small children. He always carries an EpiPen filled with impoverished children's tears with him at all times, just in case.

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Front Phineas @Sky_DragonX

14 May 2023

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LFG

The Pope should excommunicate Biden @Lee_Morgan7

14 May 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

someone has to write those jokes, and with the WGA strike...

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