McKinsey showed them that while Screams are more inefficient than Laughs, the government subsidies they’d receive would provide more revenue

"here at Amazon believe that screams are the future" lmao

This was literally proven false in the movie. Laughter is 10x more powerful then screams

Okay I’m done with buying anything from Al’s Toy Barn. Screw Amazon

“The children must be sacrificed. Their screams will fuel the engines of industry. Long live the new flesh!” said Bezos while boarding his scream-powered Blue Origin flight.

Look, this may look bad, but imagine is Meta had won that bid? The Zucc would force them to scare in the METAVERSE! Imagine Mike Wazowski wearing a VR headset.

"Laughter's just not sustainable. Once junior chorts his last chortle, you've gotta start over. But negative energy? Especially sadness? Give 'em something that really breaks their little hearts, and they'll stay sad forever. We'll never have to worry about energy again."