EA Scientists Announce Groundbreaking Discovery of Nanotransactions

Electronic Arts has announced a new technology to extract a constant, tiny influx of money from gamers in exchange for an improved gaming experience.

May 13, 2023 · 12:00 PM UTC

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will · May 13, 2023 · 2:36 PM UTC

will @DKat999

13 May 2023

Wait until they find out about Picotransactions, they'll love that

Website Simulator · May 13, 2023 · 12:09 PM UTC

Website Simulator @websitesim

13 May 2023

When we corpratise

Ash · May 13, 2023 · 12:04 PM UTC

Ash @itsaaashish

13 May 2023

They charge you a fee if you don't have enough money in the bank account while purchasing an item.

DaveCommaWriter · May 14, 2023 · 11:16 AM UTC

DaveCommaWriter @DaveCommaWriter

14 May 2023

They charged me three damn cents every time I hit the jump button

All Talk · May 13, 2023 · 7:21 PM UTC

All Talk @AllTalk9

13 May 2023

Gun that shoots money but actual money

Scarnehu · May 13, 2023 · 1:01 PM UTC

Scarnehu @Scarnehu

13 May 2023

Has science gone too far?

James · May 13, 2023 · 1:04 PM UTC

James @jamesster445

13 May 2023

Bullshit. EA is such a creatively bankrupt company, they can't even make up their own ways to swindle players out of their money.

Lazy CJ · May 14, 2023 · 3:13 AM UTC

Lazy CJ @Lazy_CJ_

14 May 2023

New technology to allow them to charge you per each frame, genious!