Morty, I turned myself into a telemarketer Morty, I’m telemarketer Riiiiiiick

"Ah jeez, I mean, hey, I'm an insurance man, look out for me, I'll sell you insurances!"

That's insane in the membrane

You look at this headline and think damn telemarketer what a burn, But no it's the CLEARLY that is infinitely more scathing.

I had just emptied my voice messages and was surprised to find it was full five minutes later. Turns out, whe I was using the toilet, I got a call from 'em selling me paper clips. It got full and cut em off before I got to the price tag.

surely he could at least get some gigs performing at birthday parties