Yeah, they say in the movie that they're father and son. Of course. ....Wait, no, wrong one, gah! Nevermind! Repress memory!

"But hey, that's a blah blah blah you know the bit..."

Just let him have this one guys. He needs a break.

what repeatedly eating Christmas trees does to a guy

Everyone knows they're called the Super Mario Second Cousins Twice Removed

The writers union strike is hitting him hard, he just posted a 15 minute video reading the imdb descriptions of every marvel movie for film theory.

Obviously Mario went back in time to become his own grandfather, and Luigi is his Grandson, extremely aged due to the resulting genetic chicanery. It’s like Rick and Morty, but not written by a abusive pedophile and a chronically divorced incel. Also there’s lots of mushrooms.

I'd watch it.

"Lazy new Game Theory Video" This implies he's done videos that aren't lazy.