No because they genuinely wrote stupid articles like this

Will it have as good of a soundtrack as Vice City?

There better be Empanadas

no mark! rockstar really being subversive

Rather shocked that they're still sticking by the whole "stealing cars" thing in GTA6.

It's actually incredible how popular GTAO is considering how godawful every god damn fucking second of playing it is and incredible no company has made GTAO: The Knockoff Game where it's just GTAO but with, like...quality standards to game design principles

Poor uncle rick

Do this with Elder Scrolls 6 but just with a blank page

"Rockstar was willing to leak that the traditional Spanish dish (...) is confirmed in the game" (pictured: not a Spanish Empanada, but an Argentinian one)