Powerful strategic deck decimated by armed raid of home.

Using decimated (10% destroyed) to state complete destruction of somone in Magic is a chef's kiss unto this article's tomfoolery.

My first tournament, got beat by white bird spawning

This is actually how my Ghalta, Primal Hunger deck works. I just spam the entire board with large creatures and smash things.

we play mono red mono red mono red attack face till they're dead

Vorthos-Timmy > Melvin-Spike Ain't nothing wrong with an accidental face rush

Not relevant to the current meta

I've got a red legacy goblin deck tha that does this. I think my personal record with it was twenty creatures dropped onto the field in one turn. It's far from invincible, some deck types absolutely ruin it 100% of the time, but man, when it's working as intended, it's so fun