Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag): "Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/ubisoft-cancels-every-game-in-production-fuck-it-we-make-dog-food-now/" | nitter

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

23 Apr 2023

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now”

Video game publisher Ubisoft abruptly canceled every game they had in production today, announcing a rapid pivot into dog food manufacturing.

Apr 23, 2023 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Gabriatus @ElM3phisto

23 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

So now they’re making a product that turns into dogshit after consumption instead of making products that turn into dogshit after consumption

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C 💜 B Ⓐ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇦🇺 @Battt1812

24 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Must collect 9 million feathers or pay $12.99 a month for it

destroid (Not a Parody) @destroid

23 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

you spelled "Konami" wrong.

Blue_Star 》⭐️ @_Blue_Star_

24 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

The dogs will still make better dogshit than they do. Maybe even less buggier too

Call Me Erd Angle 🌳 @thepostergeist

23 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Those poor dogs

GrizzlyMagnum @GrizzlyMagnum6

23 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

I wouldn't do that to a dog!

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NeLLz @nasgorseafoodL

24 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Oh cool, because currently i thought they're making Dog Shit

Sotiris Galanos @SotirisGalanos

23 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Their games are dogshit anyways, so it could be an improvement.

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Fake World Aficionado @IvWilliamshill

23 Apr 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Holy fuck I just sprayed potato chips everywhere 🤣🤣🤣