Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag): "Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/ubisoft-cancels-every-game-in-production-fuck-it-we-make-dog-food-now/" | nitter

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

23 Apr 2023

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now”

Video game publisher Ubisoft abruptly canceled every game they had in production today, announcing a rapid pivot into dog food manufacturing.

Apr 23, 2023 · 5:00 PM UTC

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AudibleSwiftness @AudibleSwiftnes

23 Apr 2023

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finally, assassin's feed

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Richard Alexander @BritishMonkey92

23 Apr 2023

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God I wish this wasn't parody.

Billy Buehler @The2ndQuest

23 Apr 2023

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“Animalus Chow”

Keat @Cheap_Overflow

23 Apr 2023

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Would still be mostly filler content

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LimitedTimeGamer @LimitTimeGamer

24 Apr 2023

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And it's still mid.

https://bsky.app/profile/misterrmoura.bsky.social @MisterrMoura

23 Apr 2023

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From Watch_Dogs to Feed_Dogs

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Pedro Rocha @PedroKiske

24 Apr 2023

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They'll charge $19.99 to unlock smell. Taste will come later in a $40 DLC. Next year they'll release a new bag, but it's the same dog food

NintenGunner 💥 @NintenGunner

23 Apr 2023

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They weren’t already?

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moobloom @kezquo

23 Apr 2023

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So nothing's changed?

Miniature Giants @Mini_Giants

24 Apr 2023

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How do I pre-order my new dog food??