Texas Lawmakers Rethink Abortion Restrictions After Greg Abbott Is Impregnated by Sonic

The Texas legislature backtracked on the controversial law that prohibits abortions as early as six weeks.

Apr 20, 2023 · 9:00 PM UTC

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Christian Ryan · Apr 20, 2023 · 9:09 PM UTC

Christian Ryan @CRyanSax

20 Apr 2023

Chaos control

HauberkV · Apr 21, 2023 · 12:04 AM UTC

HauberkV @HauberkVoss

21 Apr 2023

I live in Texas and can confirm this is 100% true and certified

Nihone · Apr 21, 2023 · 5:03 AM UTC

Nihone @Kazunocha

21 Apr 2023

Not blue-armed sonic! You gotta let him abort in that case.

Vee! (they/them) · Apr 20, 2023 · 9:29 PM UTC

Vee! (they/them) @dotbee1_

20 Apr 2023

IM DYING

Steven Sharp · Apr 21, 2023 · 1:49 AM UTC

Steven Sharp @ProbableSpam

21 Apr 2023

Should've used the nuvaring

Bi lil rat · Apr 21, 2023 · 7:32 AM UTC

Bi lil rat @bililrat

21 Apr 2023

Kirkland Costco Products · Apr 20, 2023 · 11:34 PM UTC

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20 Apr 2023

grant · Apr 20, 2023 · 9:02 PM UTC

grant @grantmooney

20 Apr 2023

Logical Frank · Apr 20, 2023 · 9:03 PM UTC

Logical Frank @logical_frank

20 Apr 2023

Without the blue checkmarks I have no idea what to believe.