Washington Announces New Comprehensive Far Cry Healthcare Plan

President Biden has signed the Far Cry Care Act, a groundbreaking new healthcare bill that expands the availability of health services.

Apr 15, 2023 · 9:00 PM UTC

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Samantha J. Foster Composer · Apr 15, 2023 · 9:06 PM UTC

@sjfostersound

15 Apr 2023

Far Cry 2 is hard - with the Malaria

DrDoolitt™️ · Apr 15, 2023 · 10:33 PM UTC

DrDoolitt™️ @techdad777

15 Apr 2023

🤣

FaceFTW · Apr 16, 2023 · 12:15 AM UTC

FaceFTW @_FaceFTW

16 Apr 2023

the bill also introduces a weird issue where you can somehow pull a bullet out of any wound and instantly feel better, despite not being shot

Jeremy 🐀 · Apr 15, 2023 · 10:25 PM UTC

Jeremy 🐀 @NOFURR

15 Apr 2023

So I can survive a drowning by pulling a barbed wire out of my leg?

ManfredEaterofDreams · Apr 15, 2023 · 11:26 PM UTC

ManfredEaterofDreams @ManfredTim

15 Apr 2023

hell, if i can get over life threatening injuries just by snapping my fingers back into place, then the pain of doing so is a small price to pay.

TheDrawingGobbler · Apr 16, 2023 · 7:21 AM UTC

TheDrawingGobbler @nicola_savio

16 Apr 2023

Finally! I've had this twig stuck in my arm for ages!

Jade "Fae" Britzman · Apr 16, 2023 · 10:27 AM UTC

Jade "Fae" Britzman @JadeBritzman_

16 Apr 2023

For trans healthcare you shave one arm and it cures dysphoria in a quick lil animation

Mira @beataces.bsky.social · Apr 16, 2023 · 4:40 AM UTC

Mira @beataces.bsky.social @BeatAces

16 Apr 2023

Finally I can afford a knife to dig the bullet out my arm that's causing teeth issues