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I’m sorry but if you think the dangling keys isn’t a perfect 10/10 then you’re a fucking idiot and I hope you die
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You just haven’t watched enough of the Keychain Cinematic Universe, you don’t get it
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Wait, are those keys of different colors? Are they trying to go woke or something?
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i pitched this on april 12 and this article went up april 13. i... guess it was good enough to take, but not good enough to have *me* write?
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Tis peak, m'lord. The finest crop.
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What these ‘critics’ seem to forget to take into account is all the passion and fire the key manufacturers bring to their craft…
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ooh shiny
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The scene where one of the keys flips around the ring is the most accurate depiction of a panic attack I've ever seen
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Critics just hated it because the keys weren’t woke
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