Professor X Supplements School Budget by Projecting Arby's Ads Into Students’ Brains

Citing state budget cuts and low enrollment, Charles Xavier has begun beaming Arby’s ads directly into students’ brains.

Apr 13, 2023 · 3:02 PM UTC

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John Halo · Apr 13, 2023 · 3:14 PM UTC

John Halo @Stannn10

13 Apr 2023

Charles to the kids’ arteries

Name cannot be blank · Apr 13, 2023 · 4:49 PM UTC

Name cannot be blank @p0Rp_

13 Apr 2023

GoofierBrute · Apr 13, 2023 · 4:02 PM UTC

GoofierBrute @GoobyPls89

13 Apr 2023

This is truly the worst thing Xavier's ever done. Like seriously, he could have gotten Wendy's! He's rich enough.

🤷 Shruggernaut 🤷‍♂️ · Apr 13, 2023 · 4:22 PM UTC

🤷 Shruggernaut 🤷‍♂️ @Shruggernauts

13 Apr 2023

He could've just told Arby's he did it. He WANTS them to eats the meats.