Less drinks ---> Less rushes to the toilet. It makes sense.

Slave driver

I haven’t seen the study that shows dehydration improves productivity. Next he’ll force employees to get a colostomy bag so they won’t have to take bathroom breaks.

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Awww. Poor Elon. He's trying to be like the big boy on the playground. Doesn't he know Amazon doesn't want to play with him. Maybe he's mean bc he's sad? Poor sad Elon. "C'mer. Does little Elon need a big daddy hug?"

Don't forget other distractions like sunlight, human contact, and computers.

Then no eats or drinks anything on premises including him, right?

Careful. He might try to steal this from you next.

All the executives and board members who made him put his money, where his big stupid mouth was, have left with their payouts. But Elon is such a petulant manchild he's just punishing the employees, like some cartoonish Disney villain.

Elon is doing a great job however I think company mandated weekly sacrifices of virgin codemonkeys seems pretty harsh.