It's one verification, The Hard Drive. How much could it cost, a thousand dollars?

my dumbass read it as 1 million instead of 1k and i was still able to see elon doing that which worries me

I was paying Twitter 12,000 per year, everyone is seeing my tweets and I'm unblockable. Anything less is a rip off.

Looking into it.

1,000 a month? Shits not even worth $8.

It won’t matter for long. Once I stop using Twitter, everyone will. That’s just how things work. I’m down to weekly visits instead of daily due to how awful the ”For You” tab has become. I’m only checking the ”Following” tab, and I only ever follow 44 people so it’s rather empty

I know you guys are a satire account and everything but I genuinely can't tell if this is satire. This would be a very modern Twitter move

i've seen enough mob films to know this is a pretty poor attempt to shakedown people