I'm betting fewer than 1 in 100 people get past Gohma No, I wouldn't expect myself to be in that 1% as a child armed with a dagger and a slingshot

If I had the triforce of courage, I'd die valiantly

I would kill myself after seeing the shit in the well.

anyone who says yes is implicitly claiming they think Princess Ruto would agree to marry them and that is simply untrue

No way

And go inside the well to deal with deadhand? I think not

navi would wake me up and tell me i have to save zelda and id just start crying

Do we get infinite retries like Link does or can we only die once, like a human? I’d get smacked up for sure but with infinite retries? Give me several years and I can “do it”.

No because I am an adult and we start out in a place where everybody is a child. The great Deku Tree would have me arrested on the spot.

I'd be dead before ever entering the Deku Tree.