Maybe if I had some weed lmfao

I served in the marching band. Hyrule wouldn’t know what happened to those circadian rhythms!

Everyone saying no has a skill issue I could easily do it

Do I get to like Jump to being in shape because I am not in a platforming-sword fighting-horse riding shape right now

I wouldn't be able to get out of the treehouse.

I'd try, but I think I'd probably wind up taking the character and the series in a new direction. One filled with nervous energy and an irritability at being told what to do all the time.

Imma keep It real, I aint learning how to play an ocarina just to save the world

i feel like i'd need some alternate solutions to a few problems but overall i could go a decent way before dying stupidly

I don’t think I could fit through the crawl space to get the Kokiri Sword

it'll take awhile but once I get the song of time I can just procrastinate indefinitely so I'd get to it eventually