nah you literally could not get me to do those backflips

No but I do think if you put me in breath of the wild I could do it. If by do it you mean travel to one of the human villages and live out my life in piece after acquiring a home

Oh yeah id not be able to.

In the absolute best case scenario where Navi makes aiming automatic for me, and equipment I'm carrying is weightless unless I'm currently using it, I die in Jabu Jabu's belly.

Fuck No. I'm fat af I'm having a damn heart attack day one

Nah dog

I could probably make it past the nightmare spider tree and bomb eating mountain lizards. I’d probably die in the whale’s stomach though.

Pretty sure I'd die from the fall into the basement of the Deku tree, that water is absolutely not deep enough

I would just stay in bed