All I ask is that being gay isn’t their sole personality trait.

Fucking chef's kiss on this one

Remember kids, if a male character isn't white, male, cis and straight, they're woke propaganda.

This first paragraph sounds so much like my parents (and uncles…and grandparents) it’s almost scary 😂 It’s like “gay” is a curse word in my family…

Finally, they made gay people apolitical. Very reasonable if you ask me. Just in time, my "fund for washing my breeches when I shid and pizz my pants when the gays invade my media" was about to run out. The skidmarks will never truly fade...

Well played, good sir.

I really want to see the movie that would result from any character hitting every one of these points and somehow not also being the main character with all that time and focus spent on them

I’m so glad I actually read it

Banger