@jamesy_vh you

This is me

JINGLE ALL THE WAY IS CINEMA

@quaseangelo

Man terrified to check metacritic score for game he just enjoyed

Me with bullet train lol

He clicks the link, sweating. He can't resist the inexorable draw of the big red fruit and it's judgement. The page loads. Green flashes across his vision. He screams as his enjoyment of the film is forcefully ripped from his soul to appease the consortium. Another victim claimed

I don’t check rotten tomatoes

For modern films a bad score means it’s good now

Rotten Tomatoes is just astrology for people who can't form their own opinions on movies.