Crude Mountain Dew Reaches Highest Price in Decades

Omicron has struck blows to several industries, including the crude Mountain Dew market, which has seen prices skyrocket to their highest.

Mar 17, 2023 · 11:00 PM UTC

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Ray J Moss · Mar 19, 2023 · 7:02 PM UTC

Ray J Moss @Joegarridon

19 Mar 2023

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Ray J Moss · Mar 19, 2023 · 7:02 PM UTC

Ray J Moss @Joegarridon

19 Mar 2023

Why you got your hands in it?

sentient 6 · Mar 18, 2023 · 6:08 AM UTC

sentient 6 @sentientsixp

18 Mar 2023

GIF

IsThatGood??? · Mar 18, 2023 · 2:47 AM UTC

IsThatGood??? @IsThatGood1

18 Mar 2023

I feel like crude Mountain Dew was Surge

Live! Luckyland • BabyMINT to INFINITY! · Mar 17, 2023 · 11:13 PM UTC

Live! Luckyland • BabyMINT to INFINITY! @Liveluckyland

17 Mar 2023

@MountainDew your response?

Archaeology Bird · Mar 17, 2023 · 11:12 PM UTC

Archaeology Bird @ArchaeologyBird

17 Mar 2023

Dammit Joe

I suspect fowl play · Mar 17, 2023 · 11:26 PM UTC

I suspect fowl play @cuckoo__bananas

17 Mar 2023

That picture reminds me of Slurm

XIPro1452000IX · Mar 17, 2023 · 11:06 PM UTC

XIPro1452000IX @XlPro1452000lX

17 Mar 2023

greyfu · Mar 18, 2023 · 12:12 AM UTC

greyfu @GREY_FU

18 Mar 2023

Chicago rich