funniest thing about this is that it's entirely plausible

TIL that deleting one's Pottermore account is actually very hassle-free. I just logged in, clicked the cog icon, scrolled down a bit, clicked Delete Account, and it was gone. I suggest people do it before it does become a hassle.

ruddy Nora!

Damn Rowling now doing dick pic ratings?

The new Harry Potter game releases with a really weird peripheral.

banger

Is this like the onion?