Norfolk Southern Promises Next Derailment Will Make Some Lucky Kids Superheroes

Norfolk Southern Corporation said it is excited for the new superheroes it is creating exposing children to whatever toxic chemicals are spilling out .

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Mar 8, 2023 · 2:02 PM UTC

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Joshua Stacy · Mar 8, 2023 · 2:55 PM UTC

Joshua Stacy @jks1981

8 Mar 2023

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And of course the tweet above this one made it better lol.

Sternritter B · Mar 8, 2023 · 2:09 PM UTC

Sternritter B @UzuNeymar

8 Mar 2023

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💀

The Noob Combo · Mar 8, 2023 · 3:16 PM UTC

The Noob Combo @NoobComboGaming

8 Mar 2023

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That's "oof" worthy

Florian Potager · Mar 8, 2023 · 2:12 PM UTC

Florian Potager @PotagerMaximum

8 Mar 2023

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BREAKING :Norfolk announces new CEO, Elijah Price

BannedFromBuffets · Mar 8, 2023 · 2:12 PM UTC

BannedFromBuffets @BuffetBanned

8 Mar 2023

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Permanent Cough Man, with the ability to develop ephysema by age 15