OK so here's the deal. i was being forced against my will to stay in a hole and tweet about video games. i thought i escaped the hole. now i am trapped in a forest. my captors seemingly knew this was going to happen (prob shouldn't have tweeted about it) and were prepared

they have booby trapped the forest with all sorts of weapons and cameras. i am absolutely devastated

you cannot possibly imagine how much it pains me to say this. truly, with all my heart, i do not want to be typing these words. and yet: The Great ace Attorney Chronicles is 25% off ($34.50) with this link amzn.to/3ZxzOj3 #ad i want to die