Realist Kid Watching Batman Wants to Grow Up to Be Alfred

After watching the new Batman movie, pragmatic local tween Jayden McIntosh declared he wanted to grow up to be Alfred Pennyworth.

Mar 3, 2023 · 6:00 PM UTC

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Russell Collins · Mar 3, 2023 · 6:14 PM UTC

Russell Collins @robotclaw

3 Mar 2023

The Pennyworths killed a lot of Nazis, so good for him.

G0LEM - Looking for work · Mar 3, 2023 · 6:10 PM UTC

G0LEM - Looking for work @sebpautot

3 Mar 2023

Based

supergiraffe · Mar 4, 2023 · 10:44 PM UTC

supergiraffe @regulargiraffe

4 Mar 2023

Isn't Alfred a retired combat medic in this movie? He has some impressive accomplishments from decades ago.

Diapolo10 🇫🇮 · Mar 3, 2023 · 9:19 PM UTC

Diapolo10 🇫🇮 @diapolo101

3 Mar 2023

Honestly I'd do the same. Being "the Janitor" can be surprisingly interesting.

Kuna_X3 🇵🇸 · Mar 3, 2023 · 6:39 PM UTC

Kuna_X3 🇵🇸 @mapurite82

3 Mar 2023

Life goals, hanging out with Batman, tampering with some cool tech, unlimited funds to invent shit in the garage, that kid is based.