“Can Anyone Truly Control Mario?” Ponders Doug Bowser in Philosophical Nintendo Direct

Nintendo America president Doug Bowser suddenly broke down and began posing philosophical ideals about control and games.

Feb 22, 2023 · 6:01 PM UTC

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T Kennedy · Feb 22, 2023 · 8:32 PM UTC

T Kennedy @strooperTK421

22 Feb 2023

Nintendo Legal Department: "Yes."

neomew · Feb 22, 2023 · 6:04 PM UTC

neomew @neomew

22 Feb 2023

Who's better

13% Mario

44% Luigi

15% Wario

28% Waluigi

39 votes • Final results

viz, 🛹🐕 coach · Feb 22, 2023 · 6:02 PM UTC

viz, 🛹🐕 coach @vzxkr

22 Feb 2023

this reminds me of the time i asked doug bowser to please give me one hundred thousand dollars

Wertyio · Feb 22, 2023 · 6:10 PM UTC

Wertyio @wertyio37

22 Feb 2023

“The answer… is YES!!!” *jazz music blares*

KoroEgg · Feb 25, 2023 · 4:20 PM UTC

KoroEgg @KORO_EGG

25 Feb 2023

"Heartbreaking: It's not controller drift, Mario's just done with your bullshit"