Giving how much of a bastard god is, he is probably proud we learned cruelty from him.

I learned it by watching you!

Sorry, I'm the weirdo that doesn't like having my sims suffer, I want their mood to be as high as possible so I can get more lifetime happiness to buy more bonuses so I can make more money and finally buy a sports car and make a 3 story house

pot, kettle etc

@chardimondhuntr mansion basement

This the guy who flooded the world over a few assholes?

He saw me run the most effective households in the city— with efficiency-driven floor plans alongside coordinated day-to-day activities? Good.

Good. God's next.

Babylon bee guest writer?